Monday, April 23, 2007

SHERYL CROW, TOILET PAPER & KARL ROVE

Singer Sheryl Crow is blogging while on her two-week Stop Global Warming Tour. The Washing Post has printed some excerpts , one of which follows:

Crow (4/19, Springfield, Tenn.): I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

Apparently the earth got a little warmer when Crow and her cohorts had a little dustup with Karl Rove at the annual White House correspondent's dinner.

UPDATE: Drudge says Crow is trying to "wipe out" global warming.

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