Monday, October 06, 2008


Outhouse salesman has a good singing voice In an economic recession such as the one Florida is experiencing, it helps to be good at a lot of things, just in case. Vince Denimarck's job skills include drafting, design, carpentry, wiring, plumbing, laying tile, hanging paper and roofing. He knows how to build stone fences and is proud of his Italian cooking. A while back, when Denimarck and his girlfriend attended a horse show in Ocala, he noticed an outhouse next to a barn. It was a nice outhouse, but not a great one. It looked historic, which was good, but smelled historic, which wasn't. Seeing this gave him an idea. And when he gets an idea he is going to pursue it, even if it involves toilets. He started building outhouses. Now he offers a basic, single-hole model, with super ventilation, for $1,195 and he throws in the crescent moon for free. His deluxe outhouses feature running water, a sink, a flush toilet, an electrical outlet, a place to hang your hat. He designs, he builds, he sells, he delivers, he installs, he connects the whole kit and caboodle to your septic tank or pipes. His most expensive model, the Imperial Potty Shed, which comes with a shower, carries a $3,295 price tag. "It may sound expensive," he says, "but it's cheaper than adding a bathroom to your house. My motto is put a potty shed where you need it."....

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great story, with good intentions of history. thanks Mr.Lewis

Anonymous said...

How did he think of bringing back the outhouse? I would like to meet this man, is he single. Mary Kay

Anonymous said...

He should sing for a living, I heard his audio clip, Pretty dam good guy

Anonymous said...

He's just a glorifed Handyman and I doubt he can do all that,Hairdresser sounds gay to me. bueford from Dallas

Anonymous said...

The Outhouse story has posted on the chat room tonight, I think he was a singer in my brothers band in NY for a short time he was good. remember me kathy row

Anonymous said...

The Westerner story about the guy from florida hes crazy to give everyone ideas to make money on him. ted morgan, LA.

Anonymous said...

Is this person for real, when does he sleep. I wish he worked for me. hey kathy row did you sleep with him. Monna

Anonymous said...

Yo whats up, does anyone want to talk about anything else by sides the white guy I need to take a doos Outhouse man only kidding you sing like a brother. mr. cool

Anonymous said...

I know a man like this. He's wonderful, very sensitive and caring, and great with his tool box! Not too many men out there like him.

Anonymous said...

Some thing is missing in his web site, There's no plans to make a outhouse. Jane Morrus

Anonymous said...

Hi Mr. Outhouse Man, Can you show my husband How to use his tools. Your wonderful. Ronna