Phylum Chordata
Fungi in our midst and … on our dime
Taxonomy provides clues
By Stephen L. Wilmeth
Remember
the days when there were just two taxonomic kingdoms … plants and animals?
No?
Do you mean you sat befuddled through
that lecture as well? It was the one with the learned professor giving the
obligatory lesson on where the ruling liberals had us in the food chain. He
continued his monotone as if it was actually going to affect our future. When
he commenced his concluding remarks, he stretched the script as close to the
bell as possible. Tedious questions were intended to be avoided. Heaven forbid
a question of actual hierarchy amongst all living organisms. Any prejudicial
slur of objection to the work of Aristotle or even that Germanic thought provocateur,
Linnaeus, would upset his ongoing coffee break.
Like scat
in the punch bowl, though, the question would arrive. It would invariably come
from the scattered seats where the fellows who frequented barber shops sat.
“What about
categorization of creationism and biblical genesis?”
“Are you
kidding me?” the actual interpretation of the response would be.
“Why, that
is so simple,” he puffed, “that I’ll let my assistant answer that question!”
The race toward complexity
I won’t
mock you and ask if you have reviewed the state of taxonomy these days.
It is
unrecognizable. It has become so esoteric that the tax paying subjects in the
hinterlands who finance the cause might as well continue peeling potatoes for
their one meal a day rather than try to figure out where the lineage of living
organisms is going. The science of taxonomy is so complex it should now be spelled
in capital letters. There is little wonder those folks who study that stuff
wear little round glasses and forget to wash their hair.
Let’s
review the basics. You … most human beings … fit in a continuum that progresses
as follows: Animalia, Chordata, Vertebrata, Mammalian, Eutheria, Primate, Homidae,
Homo, and sapien …phew!
All we will concentrate on, though,
is the Phylum delineation and that equates to Chordata. So, rest easy. That
doesn’t imply you are more or less important in the greater scheme of things.
Rather, it simply implies that you have a hollow dorsal nerve cord, pharyngeal
slits, and … a post anal tail.
To be
completely fair, balanced, and non-racial, the little round glasses crewdom
does not array your place among the natural kingdom at the top. Rather, they
array you alphabetically down in the mix between the longhair jaw army worms
and stinging nettle. They have come to that conclusion variously, but they have
zeroed in on the detail with technology. The electron microscope gave them a
supercharged crescent wrench to find stuff on which to work. That has been further
accelerated by molecular, genetic and sub cellular studies. The last two
decades have turned the classification world on its ear.
These
studies could cast the round glasses into a black hole, though, with their
agenda based direction. Without intention, the weak link, and, their potential downfall,
may be their findings in matters of descendency. These studies are revealing
things not the least of which are evolutionary secrets why society cannot get
along. This information is particularly revealing in ribosomal RNA studies.
The studies are suggesting that, although
plants, fungi, and animals may look morphologically differently, they are more
closely related than previously suspected.
Furthermore, what was once
heretical to suggest, modern species didn’t descend from a common ancestor or
monophyletic evolution. Science is revealing that only some descendents came
from a common ancestor or paraphyletic evolution.
Profound don’t
you think?
That
development is not a simple matter. Potentially, it changes the debate and
sheds light on our most troubling social dilemmas. The bottom line is all human
forms may not be cut from the image of their creator after all.
Indeed, what many of us had long
suspected, but resisted in proclaiming is … there are fungi among us!
Fungi among us
We should
recall that the world view has been that RNA formed first, but the new modeling,
conceptualized by the round glasses crewdom that predicted global warming, sets
the world view on the shelf and proclaims that RNA and proteins involved in
protein synthesis must have co-evolved!
These folks
are not just content to reduce every living thing to a state of equality. They
are intent to denounce any thought of a hierarchy ranking amongst cellular
level components as well. For too long society has taken advantage of these
poor components . . . they deserve equality just like every other thing!
They are
denying the time honored theorem that RNA formed first and protein formation
was completed by catalytic RNA. They are now demanding we believe functionally
important and concerned regions of the ribosomes were actually recruited from
an ancient ribonucleoprotein world.
With this
kind of thinking, it will be no time before Chuck Schumer, John McCain, and
other mortal deity grasp the communal implications of this and commence
committee meetings for possible remuneration for all the protistas that have
been wronged.
We can
either get ready to dig deep in our pockets or recognize these liberals are
nothing more than fungi masquerading as human beings. Why? If the little
glasses crew can keep a straight face with their insistence of recruiting
proteins from ancient ribonucleic worlds, we can legitimately contend that
fungi have metamorphosized into human form.
It makes
all the sense in the world. We must remember what fungi actually are. They are
organisms that make their living sucking on remnants of declining or decaying
life forms.
Think about
it … it kind of hits the nail on the head doesn’t it?
Stephen L. Wilmeth is a
rancher from southern New Mexico.
“Have you seen the newest satellite imagery of polar ice expansion? It has
grown 60% in a year or about half the size of Europe.
The little glasses crew had modeled that it was going to be gone in 2013!”
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