Who said, “There is no such thing as a stupid question?”
- Is that cow really angry with me for messing with her cute
little calf, or is that just a defensive posture she assumes because it
is expected of her?
- Did Dad rope that front foot on purpose?
- I had a pickup like that. Have you tried choking it?
- How come the first calf in the crowding alley is turned backwards?
- Did the mill make a mistake, or did you really recommend taking all the grain outta the finish ration?
- I’ve never seen a horse do a complete back flip. Did you teach him that?
- This Elko is quite a place. Which one of you guys is a cowboy poet?
- Why didn’t you quit before you took that last drink?
- That dog in the gate. ... is he yours?
- That’s a great tattoo. Were you drunk?
- You don’t see too many left-handed team ropers. You a heeler?
- Does the “NO TRESPASSING” sign mean I can’t hunt on your place?
- Didn’t you know that wire was hot?
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