Sunday, December 13, 2015

Baxter Black - The Farmer and The Salesman



“Don’t be leanin’ on my fender,” said the farmer to the rep.


“TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NEW SEED CORN,”

“Git your foot offa my step!”

“AND I’VE GOT A LINE OF CLEANERS TO REDUCE YOUR BAC-T COUNT,”

“And reduce my line of credit by the very same amount!”


“NOT TO MENTION SCOURS VACCINE TO PREVENT THE DREADED CRUD,
AND THIS IRON ENRICHED INJECTION TO REJUVENATE TIRED BLOOD.”  
                
“I don’t need yer blamed concoctions! All my calves are at their peak!”

“YEAH, I NOTICED THAT YER DEADMAN’S PILE IS SMALLER THAN LAST WEEK,
AND YER PIGS ARE DOIN’ BETTER SINCE YOU BOUGHT MY SUPPLEMENT.”

“It’s that parsley I been addin’, not yer feed that makes ‘em grunt!”

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