Here are ten smartphone apps that we desperately need some geek to create:
#10- Everywhere people are hunched over
and staring at their smartphones. I wish someone would invent a beeping
system whereby five seconds before a person crashes into a wall going
full speed, or falls down a sewer hole, their phones would start beeping
like a dump truck going backwards. This would prevent half the patient
visits to emergency wards.
#9- Here’s an app equestrians and cowboys
could use. After you’ve put your left foot in the stirrup and about the
time your right leg has reached its apex over your saddle, Clint
Eastwood says on your smartphone, ‘I know what you’re thinking, Did I
tighten my cinch strap or didn’t I?’ This would at least prepare the
rider for the oncoming wreck.
#8- Income taxes cause a lot of unhealthy
stress and what’s needed is an app that would sweep all your accounts
of any money and break into your piggy-bank and automatically forward it
all to the IRS, which is what happens now, only this would cut out the
paper work and the middleman.
#7- It’s one thing to trust your teenager
with the family’s 1985 Oldsmobile, it’s quite another to trust he or
she with your $500,000 harvester. Farmers need an app that every five
minutes would shut off the video game your teenager is playing while
they’re driving the harvester.
#6- If you’ve been to your doctor lately
you know that your Doc hardly looks up from the computer because they’ve
all gone “paperless.” Patients need an app that will interface with the
Doc’s Ipad, interrupt the Doc’s blank stare, and force he or she to
notice that you’re holding a roping glove with your finger in it and are
bleeding to death on his office floor.
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