The eternal quest for Yeti
The Conservation Phenomenon
Wild Kingdom
By Stephen L. Wilmeth
The local
news had an article of a collegiate wildlife society’s focus on conservation.
The article described how the organization is set up to give students experience
in the wildlife field. Pictures showed smiling students carrying a mule deer
trussed up for apparent translocation and a fellow holding a once similarly
translocated Germanic immigrant, Cyprinus carpio, or, more commonly known by
its unflattering name, carp.
The article
explains how the group ‘manage, conserve, and study wildlife populations and
habitats, help restore endangered species, conserve wildlife on public and
private land and resolve wildlife damage and disease problems.” Even the most
casual observer of conservation must marvel at such an ambitious slate of
activities on their modest budget. Their budget relies on a $5,000 contract
with NMDGF for taking tissue samples from harvested deer and elk.
The
enthusiasm of the group gleaned from the comments and pictures, though, was
reminiscent of scenes witnessed years ago by an equally engaged group of young
folks on Grant County’s WNMU campus. It wasn’t deer and
common carp they were blindfolding and moving with gusto and anticipation. It
was scores of species of mice, rats, bats, snakes, and lizards that would,
collectively, give themselves up to appear in specimen archives for permanent
record. There they would hang out pinned
to foam backing or curled up in formaldehyde solutions for future eyes to
observe or maybe even study.
The collectors, of course, would
then retire to the friendly environs of a blazing campfire to drink Buckhorn
beer or Rhine wine from bota bags. What work they were doing! The magnitude of
such work would not be known for years, but their work was surely the
foundation of saving the future, natural world.
R. Marlin cometh
Sunday
afternoons of the late ‘60s and early ‘70s were always exercises in fending off
the blues. Another week of school lingered with deadlines, tests, or dreaded
jobs in order to pay for demands related to the tedious reality of survival.
The future world of conservation would have to wait for those young, unblemished
minds to apply their magic. Monday
loomed.
Wild Kingdom
was a diversion from enduring the blues. Remember Wild Kingdom?
It’s sponsor, Mutual of Omaha, would buy tickets for the entourage of that zoologist
extraordinaire, R. Marlin Perkins, to go forth into the world and save the
planet by finding wild things to capture, truss up, observe, and do something
to in order to accelerate all the
saving.
Marlin
would be off riding shotgun in a Land Rover with all the gang hanging on for
dear life or obediently trotting along behind in the dust to find something to
capture and save. Miraculously, he would find some nearly extinct specimen.
With mist nets, boomerangs, snares, Neanderthal pits, and hemp lassos Marlin
would direct the natives into position. Invariably, they captured the specimen.
He’d narrate the harrowing and near fatal consequences of the process until the
organism was safely immobilized. Then, he’d push to the center of the picture
and offer epilogue oratory as he once again aided the natural world in saving
something hugely important.
After the final
commercial, we’d rejoin the great one back in camp as he sipped and wafted
vomeronasal essence from a Chateau Lafite-Rothschild 1959 awaiting dinner of
Syncerus caffer a la Forestiere prepared exquisitely by bush country chefs and
presented on white linens, fine china, and silver. If only we didn’t have to
worry about cheap beer and tedious living expenses we could save the world, too
… that day would come!
The hunt for Yeti
Marlin Perkins was a dropout from the
University of Missouri who started a career as a self proclaimed
zoologist as a laborer at the St. Louis Zoo.
Given credit where credit is due, R. Marlin worked his way up and became
head zoo keep. His penchant for seeking smiling poses alongside bound animals
got him on local TV and he began his preferred career as a play by play guy on
animal behavior on air waves of Chicago
and the upper Midwest.
In 1960, he
wangled his way into the entourage of that scaler of grand heights, Sir Edmund
Hillary. Hillary set out to rekindle fame by capturing Yeti, the abominable
snowman, in the snowman’s native environs of the Himalayas.
Despite the failure to snare Yeti, Perkins was off running to broader
audiences.
The Yeti
experience, though, set the tone for his career, and, I believe, much
manipulated visions of conservation. Yeti was the consummate endangered
species. Primeval, powerful, and smart enough to evade capture by mankind, Yeti
was the natural protagonist that set the backdrop for global conservative
efforts.
He was
observed around the world. He existed successfully, albeit in critically short
numbers, in the destructive path of mankind. His success came from his superior
intellect to endure, without trace, within the ravages of civilization. In him
was hope for the natural world. He was the endangered, endangered species and
only those humans who had telepathic connections to his existence shared similar
parallel, omnipotent journeys.
R. Marlin was one of the chosen and his life
and his quest for natural salvation was the model to emulate … replete with native
bearers of china, linen, and silver.
The hunt for the proxy of Canis lupus
The
collegiate wildlife society submitted they were contributing to the recovery of
the Mexican gray wolf, monitoring cranes in the Bernardo Wildlife Area, and
going on hikes to take home conservation awards. Hopefully, a few of them might
eventually become grounded in reality.
There is
more to conservation management than trussing up some living organism and
hauling him somewhere he doesn’t know and turning him loose to fend for
himself. That isn’t satisfying to those who actually understand the
implications. It is horrifying. Real conservationism is more than joyfully
engaging in the hunt for Yeti and returning to the confines and safety of
howling crowds, cheap beer and a Bota bag of wine with or without china, linen,
and silver.
Real conservation equates to the
security of meaningful inputs. Adequate food supplies, water, minerals,
seasonal or prescriptive protection, and system balance within the framework of
those who can actually provide those basics are what really matters. It isn’t
what you want. The outcome is a matter of what you can manage reasonably and
substantively.
Regardless
of how it is presented, conservation isn’t a group spectator sport. Perkins was
a showman not a steward of any natural system. His legacy, however, contributed
to the increasingly abstract view of managing wild systems. The repetition of
the message has reinforced a sense of empowerment to join the cause to save
something. It has become a business … an industry.
It doesn’t
matter that the success rate of the approach is abysmal. What matters is that
many people now make their living saving things from safe distances. What they
share with Marlin Perkins is their preference for china, linen, and silver. It
is hypocrisy of grand proportions, and … it relies on your dime for existence.
Stephen L. Wilmeth is a rancher from
southern New Mexico.
“Snake oil is … snake oil.”
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