What's your political sign?

This being an election year, Gary Reed has written a political horoscope as a public service.

Here are my three favorites:

LEO (the circus lion) - Three rings of Saturn turns American politics into a Big Top. Leos are natural ringmasters who aspire to be party leaders by horse-trading, compromising, flip-flopping, and sucking up. You're a Lion-hearted lion at heart, but politicking makes you lyin' hearted.

SCORPIO (the creepy insect) - In astrology, Scorpio (October 24 through November 21) is considered a "feminine," negative sign. In zoology, the scorpion is a venomous invertebrate that stings its prey to death and sucks the life out of it. In politics Hillary Clinton is a Scorpio (birthday: October 26). If you're smart, you'll be Born Again under a different sign.

SAGITTARIUS (The centaur archer) - Your Zodiac sign is a half-human, half-horse creature with a bow and arrow. A bow and arrow in the age of automatic weapons? This makes you a half-fast horse's ass, and your proper place in the political universe is Animal Right s Activist. Go hug a mink. Or you can switch to sexual politics and hug a minx.