“I came up with a great slogan for Romney. “It’s time to Mitt or get off the pot.” – Jimmy Kimmel
“Fidel Castro declared that a robot would do a better job as president than Barack Obama. After hearing this, Mitt Romney thanked Castro for his endorsement.” – Conan O’Brien
“In Saturday night’s Republican debate, Jon Huntsman spoke Chinese. Why Chinese? If you want to reach the American people, you’ve got to speak Spanish.” – Jay Leno
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