Thursday, November 13, 2014

The importance of water


Reporter: Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?
  
Hattie: For better digestion, I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine. For low blood pressure, I drink Red Wine. In the case of high blood pressure, I drink Scotch. And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.
  
Reporter: When do you drink water?
  
Hattie: I've never been that sick.

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