Lard and the Food Police
Our Foundation is crumbling
Accessory by Inaction
By Stephen L. Wilmeth
Tony Ortega
and I set aside a few minutes each month to reminisce.
It takes
place when I make the rounds by the hardware and feed stores paying the bills incurred
by Leonard from his forays into town buying plumbing supplies, duct tape, a new
rope after he broke his lifting a bull with the backhoe, and sweet feed.
It is a monthly ritual. I see Pete and
Larry at Johnston’s
True Value Hardware, Curtis at Horse and Hound, and Tony at Mesilla Valley
Feeds. Each of them is not just a friend. They have a role in our success.
Their expertise is relied upon and their words have become matter of importance
to the foundation of our business.
Each of us shakes our head as the
greetings are concluded and the latest horror story from Washington is dissected. Long ago, our
conclusion was that we don’t have an elected representative who defends our
businesses. Certainly, our senatorial duo of Udall and Heinrich never promote
any business that is founded on local customs and culture.
Their mandates all involve our
willingness to give up our money and property for the good of the … collective.
Lard and the food police
With the last stop at Tony’s
yesterday, the first order of business was to debate the disclosure that Border
Patrol is being forced to ask apprehended illegals if they qualify for this
president’s amnesty program. In affect, those illegals are overseeing the
process whereby they either declare themselves de facto legal welfare
recipients and future Democrats or just run of the mill trespassing lawbreakers.
With the untimely interruption by a
customer, our discussion continued with the disclosure of our privileged youth
when we got a new pair of shoes, two new pairs of Levi’s, and a couple of
shirts to start school each year. Tony remembered when his grade school at
Winston competed in a day long baseball marathon with the kids from Monticello. The new
brown shoes he had started to school in the previous fall had grown so tight
from a growth spurt that they cut his feet. After playing in them all day, he
took them off on the way home and noticed blood on his socks.
I remembered the X-Ray machine at
Pennington’s where my folks always shopped on credit. We would run look to see
if our toes were crammed up against the ends of the shoes whether they were old
or new. It was a great way to keep us from being a nuisance while our mothers
shopped. There was no telling how many gamma rays we absorbed during those
years.
Then, the discussion was on to food.
Both of us were raised on venison.
We still crave the meat of our youth. Beef was largely absent or an occasional
treat. In Tony’s case, his father sold every calf they raised for family
income. In my case, my grandfather would butcher a single calf a year to spread
with the immediate family. All other meat was killed, or caught, or bought in
the form of hotdogs or fish sticks from the Cliff Trading Company or Mr.
Mauldin’s. The first peanut butter I ever tasted came from Mr. Mauldin’s when
we moved to town. It was as much a novelty as was Superman and Mickey Mouse.
The kids laughed at me at my country innocence.
But, venison ruled supreme.
Tony remembered how his mother
fried their venison in lard. He would wrap that hot dripping delicacy in fresh,
hot blue corn tortillas and savor the excellence. It went along with the
frijoles always simmering in the cast iron pot sitting on the wood cook stove.
My version was similar.
Nana would fry cubed backstrap in
butter until it was brown. She would then stir in cream to make gravy. We would
then smother that chef-d’oeuvre on her fresh made biscuits along with gathered
eggs fried in bacon grease. Butter, fresh from her churn, would be spread on more
biscuits, allowed to ooze out in golden richness, and layered with her pear or
green tomato preserves.
No king had a more royal feast, and
no athlete could toss those hot biscuits out of the hot oven with more
dexterity to whoever called for the next one. Successive tosses came with
behind the back shots, underhand or overhand tosses, hook shots, and even
hoolihans.
As for the alleged health risks we
faced with that butter, cream, lard and bacon grease, eggs, and whatever else
the food police might now condemn ad nauseum, nobody was fat.
“Nobody … nobody was fat,” laughed
Tony.
That is … none of us who started to
school each year with one new pair of shoes, two pairs of Levi’s, and a couple
of shirts.
Impeachment tutorial
The United States Congress has impeached only
two sitting presidents … Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton.
The House has the sole “Power if
Impeachment”. The protocol starts by publicly investigating and holding
hearings into the charges. If that body votes against impeachment at the
conclusion of that process, the action is concluded. If the body votes for
impeachment, Articles of Impeachment are drawn and the president is impeached
as per the authority of the Constitution.
The action then shifts to the
Senate where the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court presides. The Senate decides
whether to convict or acquit. No president has ever been convicted of
impeachment. Both Johnson and Clinton were acquitted.
Starting in reverse order, Bill
Clinton was impeached on two articles, perjury and abuse of power. The ‘hope
from Hope’s’ misdemeanor failed to discern the technicalities of sexual
relations in the Oval Office. His impeachment will be remembered not for his
tom cat morals, but for the humiliation he pinned on the Office of the
Presidency.
Johnson was different. Johnson’s
high crimes and misdemeanors centered on his willful defiance in refusing to uphold
an unconstitutional law. Defending the South from a Congress that fully
intended to ride roughshod over it, Johnson had the audacity to fire his
appointed Secretary of War, Edwin Stanton. With the backing of the congressional
majority, Stanton
was intent on extracting continued revenge on the South. At issue was the
Tenure in Office Act whereby Congress asserted oversight of the Executive
Branch’s authority to fire its own appointees. Stanton intended to blister the South which
met the desires of the majority party. Johnson intended to put in place an
administrator who would support his intentions for reconciliation. He fired Stanton and replaced him. Congress
was incensed. Johnson was impeached. The House of Representatives filed 11
articles of impeachment. The Senate convened and acquitted him.
In a twist of vindication in 1887, Congress
repealed the Act central to the Johnson impeachment. To further substantiate
Johnson’s defense of the Constitution, a similar Act was declared
unconstitutional in 1926.
In hindsight, Johnson was impeached
for his intention of humanitarian treatment toward the South. Clinton was impeached for his propensity to
succumb to a hummer in the closet.
High crimes and misdemeanors … you
be he judge.
Accessory by inaction
Curtis, Larry, Pete, Tony and I
have something in common. We are profoundly worried about our country. We hail
from simpler times that give us a much different perspective of the
foundational atrophy we see around us. We are sick of the food police and we
abhor the progressive obfuscation of our heritage.
The impeachment of a president for
his singular intent to prevent further humiliation of a defeated segment of
American citizenry or the wanton humiliation of an impressionable intern by
another president are trivial to the unparalleled destruction of our nation
today. There is no comparison to the articles imposed on those presidents and
the assaults by this administration on our intelligence and us, the tax paying
Americans.
Listen.
All we hear is chattering and
endless hyperbole by elected leadership that supposedly stands in juxtaposition
to the lawlessness exhibited by this president. With inaction, their leadership
has collectively and demonstrably debased their oath of office to preserve,
protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States. Both parties are
guilty and flaunt with impunity their Oaths of Affirmation.
There cannot be condemnation
without action, and there remains no action. If there are no impeachment grounds
for this president in the current state of affairs, there are no grounds for any
such actions. Hence, if there are no such grounds, the phrase in the
Constitution is meaningless which renders everything meaningless.
That is where we are drifting.
The process starts in the House.
Until a single leader steps up and starts defending this nation with courage
and intent … every congressman must be subject to recall and or defeat.
Stephen
L. Wilmeth is a rancher from southern New
Mexico. “The House has the authority to start a
healing process. They have control of the purse strings and the authority to
impeach. It is time to act!”
On the impeachment of President Johnson, Wilmeth mentions the "majority party". That would be the Republicans. They were hot to trot with impeachment then, but are sitting on a bucket of ice today.
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