Utah is
considering a bill
that would allow patients with certain debilitating conditions to be
treated with edible forms of marijuana. If the bill passes, the state's
wildlife may "cultivate a taste" for the plant, lose their fear of
humans, and basically be high all the time. That's according to
testimony presented to a Utah Senate panel (time stamp 58:00) last week by an agent of the Drug Enforcement Administration. "I
deal in facts. I deal in science," said special agent Matt Fairbanks,
who's been working in the state for a decade. He is member of the "
marijuana eradication" team in Utah. Some of his colleagues in Georgia recently achieved notoriety by raiding a retiree's garden and
seizing a number of okra plants. Fairbanks said that at some illegal marijuana grow sites he saw "rabbits
that had cultivated a taste for the marijuana. ..." He continued: "One
of them refused to leave us, and we took all the marijuana around him,
but his natural instincts to run were somehow gone."...
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Oh, no. We'll have a Drugs Bunny instead of a Bugs Bunny? Bugs Bunny Bongs? Really though, how else can we calm down the Energizer Bunny?
And remember when President Carter was attacked by a rabbit? We now know that rabbit had been hanging around the forest with Buds Bunny and Smokey Tokey Bear.
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