Happy New Year!
Enteric Wasting Diseases
The squaring of Orifices and other congressional chicanery
By Stephen L. Wilmeth
On January
1, the Washington Corporation issued an updated Federal Order related to endemic
congressional enteric wasting diseases, effective January 4, 2015.
The updated
Order is expected to do several things, including changing how your tax dollars
will be leveraged into meteoric rises in the levels of national debt. This
congress has reprioritized its campaign promises conditional on political
chicanery and will instead refocus all remaining discretionary spending on
capitulation and the full dismantling of the Constitution. With this
modification, the funds you provide and or co-sign for should last long enough
to cover the continuing resolution through the fiscal year.
The revised
Federal Order will also enhance the human herd plan requirement as well as
reimbursement to special interest groups competing for those plan reviews.
Necessarily, it will eliminate all reimbursements to productive Americans for
biosecurity reasons, like weekly bathing. Saving water is most important for
the environment.
Today, the
Corporation is receiving more accurate and timely information on the movement
and whereabouts of affected contributing herd members and their marginal
productivity. The data gives them a more comprehensive understanding of
complainers and how to contain the spread of that danger. In the last five
months, the weekly average of new confirmed cases of patriotism has dropped 27%
when compared to the average number of weekly cases during the peak of the
outbreak at 9/11.
One point
of optimism in the report suggests that the reporting criteria are unchanged in
the updated Federal Order.
2016 and lots of questions
Happy New
Year!
Amid the
New Year expectations, however, there must necessarily be some emergence of concern
about the entire productive sector. December’s report says optimism should be
manageable at least through the Iowa
and New Hampshire
cauci, but it should be largely deflated by press leaks and negative productive
sector hopes by midsummer. Summer futures are likely to be unprofitable and
fall contracts for rigging the election results will see competition rising to crescendo
and feverish pitches.
Cash to
market spread corruption should be expected to once again come from another
Republican led continuing resolution collapse in order to keep from being
criticized. Words hurt those folks. Their feelings are rather delicate.
The
opposition, though, will be glued to their live streams as the patriotic herd
growth indices are released. The liberal fear is that the results will be at
levels higher than last year’s .7% increase, and, Republican timidity not
withstanding, it could actually spark a conservative victory.
The more
progressive think tanks, however, no longer put much stock in any of the
patriotic growth index listings. If the real growth rate had been acknowledged
in the last cycle, the 4.4% of 2008, precedent now concludes it could have been
dealt with by an added but manageable infusion of hush money that would have
assured retreat among the backward flushing yellow streamers. They would have
covered their shorts with white-out from profit taking as if it was expected.
That brings
up a good question, though.
Does the
productive human herd really matter any more, and, if not, how will productivity
grow? As stated before, any leadership from recent congressional rookeries has
had a negative correlation between the size of the productive index and the
majority in either chamber. The reason, of course, must be the epidemic virus
of attrition of internal nerve synapses or what is commonly referred to by the great
unwashed as “guts”. It is also known regionally as the McClellan syndrome
whereby regardless of readiness for battle more of something is always needed.
Its cycle of occurrence invariably takes place when national press coverage
foretells the likelihood of name calling. It gets to the republicans every
time. Their symptoms are so obvious even the janitors notice it by the quaking
of their anatomical orifices.
Speaking of Orifices
The General
Order is getting a boost from the Human Rights Commission, a fairly indistinct
agency (or something similar) created out of the liberal judicial
interpretations of the Constitutional interstate commerce clause. That robust
crew of hoody practitioners is about ready to make it illegal for the
productive herd ownerships to limit sex-specific facilities such as bathrooms,
showers, and locker rooms for persons with the anatomical parts of a single,
distinct sex (for those readers among you who might hail from Mogollon Creek,
O’Malley Road, or Redrock, that means a hangy down part doesn’t trump the
inversion thereof, and, when nature calls, the participants get to compare theirs
in subtle detail over gleaming tile).
The rookery on the hill, of course,
doesn’t have to follow suit, but the whole idea offers a brilliant concept for
future state or party-of-origin labeling. Without labeling requirements, both
parties can disappear into the woodwork only to reappear as anything their
stable managers deem necessary. If there is a shortage of votes needed for well
healed sponsored legislation, the rookery residents can cast their votes for
the most lucrative marginal personal gain without attention. The weanlings can
then slip back and forth across the aisle on their tippy toes with time to make
pleasantries without worrying about image.
After all, their time has come and their
presence must be deemed nothing short of smashing!
Commercial and Orson’s project
After a commercial break, Mr. Welles’
program outline suggests we change tempo and go into a discourse about how this
plays into exchange rates and the actions of Russia, China, and Brazil, but I
don’t find that appealing. Regardless of the logic we impart, we know that the
outcome will be tied to climate change. Climate change, which gained fame and
notoriety as global warming until the cooling trends couldn’t be concealed any
longer, is the go to logic basket from which all decisions can now be made.
Swine management, fish manure disposal, seed counts, the depth of seedbeds or
ocean bottoms, and the regression models thereof that can accurately predict
welfare participation rates and or cell phone manufacturing costs are now
sealed in the nuances of climate change.
That’s all this government needs.
So, Orson and I are going down the
hallway to play pitch by the fire for the rest of the night. We’ll let some
other fools sit in as they crank the power up to compete with the cartel broadcast
beam from the crew across from Del Rio.
Yea, we know there are many
daunting questions left unattended, but that’s nothing new. It all boils down
to the same thing. If you have a business to run and it doesn’t produce enough
liquidity to pay the King’s men protection money, button down the hatches
because it will only be your attitude that makes a difference. The crows of
this congress won’t be counted upon to make any decision that makes it easier
for you to exist. You’re on your own, Bubba, but keep it down. Orson and I are going
to work on some crazy project he has about the world at war with some … federal
agency.
Stephen L. Wilmeth is a rancher
from southern New Mexico.
“Happy New Year! Another eleven months of this, and …the other shoe may well drop!”
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