Summarized: Presidents have unilaterally designated 150 National Monuments totaling 75 million acres, which is an area larger than eight of our original thirteen states, so proclaim the whole damn thing a state and name it The President's State.
I could think of some other names, like say, oh, The People's Republic of Antiquities. But no, we want to focus on this unrivaled power exercised by one person, The President.
I have a question. How would you get a Governor over this new state? Would they be elected by the people, like in the other 50 states? Naw, that's far too democratic and runs against the spirit of the whole thing. No, the Governor would have to be appointed by - you got it - The President.