Saturday, May 13, 2017

Based solely on Zinke's hat...the West is doomed






Did he sit on it during the helicopter ride? 
Did it blow off and his security detail run over it?
Does he have it on bass akwards?
I pray the TSA confiscates the damn thing during his return trip to DC. 

13 comments:

Joe Delk said...

If Sectetary Zinke comes to Dona Ana County, we will not only fix him up with a new straw hat befitting the Secretary of the Interior but also treat him to a Hatch green chile burrito from B&E Burritos in Hatch.

Anonymous said...

That is a pretty sad lookin hat, and I do believe he has it on backwards. Perhaps Stetson should hook the guy up.

SWilmeth said...

Look at the cowman behind him. He's not really listening. He's studying that hat. "Is that a sterling silver hat band?" Next, he has recognized it as a borrowed hat from a past mayor who wore it in the fourth of July parade after Johnnie Lee sang "Looking for love in all the wrong places" on the Urban Cowboy album. When he starts to smile, he is convinced it is on backwards. Finally, he decides he'd better listen and he finds he has lost the context of Teddy's protege's message. The question remains, though ... is the good secretary really wearing red Justin ropers?

Unknown said...

I think it is previous secretary of interior Salazar's hat. They leave a hat in the Interior department for trips out west.
Chris Allison

Tom Sidwell said...

He has it on backwards!!! Damn, that gives me lots of confidence in Interior.
I think he's been listening to Ray Stevens' song "I'm a logger"

Anonymous said...

This guy literally marched into washington dc on a horse called stupid..

Steve said...

Not trolling here, but, with the overwhelming volume of garbage to sift through, you focus on a guy's hat?

You're focusing on fashion of the arsonist while the house is being burned down.

Based on this being 'noteworthy', the nation is doomed.

Nan Dunne Byington said...

Steve, the hat matters. Have you ever worn a cowboy hat? Put on backwards, it FEELS wrong; it is specifically shaped such that this should be immediately apparent. So, the hat matters because he claims to be "a cowboy", that is, a Montanan, because he rides a horse for photo ops, and the hat matters because he is too checked out to be in touch with his own body. The hat matters because it is a visual display of his duplicity, his frank lack of capacity,in general. The hat matters because Zinke is yet another phony baloney lying sack of crap that does not deserve respect, and who is in a position to do a lot of harm to a lot of people due to his incompetence. A backwards hat means the man is a dummy.

Julie Merritt said...

He's not a cowboy, he's a Navy SEAL, dontcha know.

Anonymous said...

He probably wore his seal wetsuit backward too which is even more unsettling!

Unknown said...

I was always told the good guys wore white hats and the bad guys/crooks wore black. Wearing the hat may be a sign of his intelligence (IQ).

Anonymous said...

Wow, what a bunch of ass sore nit-picky whiney ass bi-atches! His hat is on correctly by the way. And felt hats are worn in the winter, straw hats are worn in the summer. It's snowing in MT, so he has the right hat on.
Wow, you all need to get a life!

Anonymous said...

I grew up with Ryan in Whitefish, MT, so I've known him for over 40 years. You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground. Your blind, and I would add, Deaf & Dumb hatred is appalling. Go lecture your liberal idiot friends!