-There's always time to pet your dog.
-If a feller doesn't trim his own horse's feet, he's got too many horses or not enough time.
-Some people do what they've gotta do to
live where they wanna live. Others live where they have to live to be
what they want to be.
-If the reader can't understand what the poet is tryin' to say, it's not the reader's fault.
-Sometimes gentle pressure is better than jerkin' as hard as you can. Kinda like pickin' up a bull's nose.
-I like a woman that smells like barbecue sauce.
-Some say, "You are what you eat." I say, "You are where you walk. Wipe your feet."
-The only thing I can't do in excess is moderation.
-It's hard bein' a cowboy. If a man gets run over by a truck he gets sympathy. If he gets run over by a horse, they laugh.
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