Slicker'n deer guts on a doorstep!
Smooth as a filly's nose!
Here in this jug's a miracle drug
So new that nobody knows!
Feed it, inject it or plant it,
Stick it under an ear.
Pick any breed, results guaranteed.
The data's perfectly clear.
It's good for footrot in gophers,
Chafing on buffalo thighs
Horses with corns, Angus with horns
And girls with fire in their eyes!
Goats with a bad disposition,
Lovers losing their spark.
Turpentined cats, blindedfolded bats
And dogs that forgot how to bark!
Friends. Are you troubled with aphids?
Kids all down with the flu?
Cattle won't gain? Needing more rain?
I tellya what this'll do;
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