World War III isn't going to be between the United States and Russia or the Mideast, it's going to be between men and women. And it won't be fought with guns and bombs because women are too smart for that. Instead they'll try to starve us to death because they know that although men can feed 300 hundred cows or 50,000 steers every day, we can't even fix our own lunch.
The biggest battles will be fought in Congress and courtrooms, boardrooms and bedrooms and the only political parties will be the Ladycrats and the Republimans. The first volley in this war was fired by Michelle Obama at a Chicago battlefield where she called men "self-righteous" and "entitled." She also said men are babied and women have to protect them.
Men, those are fighting words!
I don't know why women suddenly hate men but I blame the women's magazines who have been engaged in a propaganda campaign against men for years. I know this because I wait in a lot of doctor's offices and when I want to read something while I wait the mandatory hour and a half all I can find are women's magazines. There's never a Sports Illustrated or Popular Mechanics to be found. So I'm forced to read women's magazines with stories about retaining water and how all women's problems begin with men: MENtal illness, MENopuase, and MENstrul cramps. That's why instead of cars and sports men are now into spas, vegan diets, ear jewelry, psychoanalysis, zen gardens, sissy salads, man purses, cleansings, pied a terries (whatever that is) and manicures. (Which should be called womanicures.)
Facebook isn't helping either.
The male/female relationship used to be a beautiful thing: a hard working and fairly decent guy would see a pretty gal at the gas station, he'd say something corny, she'd laugh and before you know it they are married with three kids. Men put women on a pedestal, mowed the lawn and brought home enough money to live on. If my wife wanted to work outside the home for 30 years that was all right with me. We could use the dough. I thought it was a great formula and it certainly worked for us, but now traditional marriage is a thing of the past, 26 year old guys are still living with mother and so-called men in the bedroom are like lions and tigers… they only come around at breeding time.
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