He's kind to his wife when the market goes up
His children think that he's neat.
The implement dealer sits by him in church
And his banker waves on the street.
Salesmen treat him like he was a king
The hired man asks for a raise.
The press is reporting exorbitant gains
But P.C.A's singin' his praise!
A genius, he humbly admits to himself,
Smart as a tree full of owls!
Twenty foot tall with a bulletproof brain
And a friend to all of his pals!
But something occurs when the market goes down.
His family feels it first.
The mother-in-law gives him plenty of room
And the dog gets reg'larly cursed!
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