As a travelin' man I spent my life in
hotels and motels. I preferred motels to hotels because they were
usually closer to my car so I was more mobile and I could escape being
incarcerated, which is how I felt every time I stayed in one. Motels
were cheaper too.
I live within 20
miles of the very first motel in the world, The Motel Inn. It got it's
name from the first two letters of motor car combined with "tel." If you
breakdown the word ho-tel in the same manor you end up with a lodging
place for hookers and prostitutes.
Frequently,
the lines were blurred. Was it a hotel or a motel I was staying in?
Generally, at a motel there aren't any bell boys or valet parkers you
feel compelled to tip, and there aren't exercise facilities. While a
hotel has a weight room the only wait room at a motel is the lobby.
It's
harder to get a room at midnight in a motel because the manager turned
on the "No Vacancy" light and went to bed two hours ago. That's another
big difference, while all motels have Vacancy/No Vacancy signs I've
NEVER seen a hotel with one.
The
idea behind motels was you could park in a space right in front of your
room, but someone else always parks in yours, so you have to park in
front of another person's room. In the motels on Route 66 that I stayed
in as a child you were not allowed to back into your space because the
fumes from your gas tank might get ignited by the water heater pilot
light in your room. That's another difference between hotels and motels.
In a motel you'd usually find the working water heater right in your
room. Or not. Annually I stayed at an old motel where you had to know
the right room numbers if you wanted a hot shower. That old motel was
probably the first B & B in the world, only the B & B didn't
stand for bed and breakfast but for the owners, Betty and Bill.
If
you need a wake up call in a hotel you call a number and a hotel
operator will take your room number and the time you want to arise. They
get it right 78% of the time. In a motel an alarm clock is bolted down
right next to the bed. By the time you figure out how to get it set,
it's time to get up. Now I'll really show my age… in motels your bed may
give you a massage for a quarter, but in a swank hotel you'll have to
go to their spa for that.
Hotels give you free stationery while motels give you a post card...
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