Sweet Sharon went out to her Chicken McMansion this morning
to feed her chickens and gather eggs. She had gathered the eggs, when, even
though its kinda dark in there with no lights, she noticed an egg down low. She
bent over and reached for the egg…but stopped, as she wondered, “Why is that
egg staring back at me?” Turns out the egg was in the mouth of a bull snake.
After considering her options for, I don’t know, maybe half
a second, she decided to just let the damned ol’ snake have the egg. I surmise
this was not good for Sweet Sharon’s blood pressure.
The whole episode must have affected the snake too. When
Sharon went out later the snake was gone, but the egg was left there.
That wise old snake figured out what I learned a long time
ago: You don’t mess with Sharon or her things!
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