Sunday, January 13, 2019

Lee Pitts: Be Nice

People the world over use their fingers to communicate; mostly in rude ways. Hip teenagers and Italians couldn't communicate if they had to wear mittens or a catcher's glove. The problem is this "finger talk" is not universal the world over. In America the "okay" sign means everything is hunky dory, while in Germany, Russia and Brazil it's on par with giving someone the finger. In Japan it means that you want change, preferably in coin, and in France it means that you are worthless and quite possibly a drunk. And that's definitely not "okay"!
If you travel a wide circle you'd be well advised to keep your hands in your pockets. And don't say anything either. I've previously written about the time in Australia when I asked who everyone was rooting for, not realizing that "rooting" is the "f" word down under. Many years ago American Jim Courier committed an even bigger blooper when he said of a player on worldwide television, "There's two guys in the locker room rooting loudly for her."
Constantly staring at someone is the norm in the Middle East and it's a compliment to a pretty girl in America, but do it on a New York subway and you'll get a knife in your gizzard from a gang banger. And remember that sign from your childhood where an uncle would pretend to take your nose off and he'd show it to you between his fingers? Do that in many parts of Latin American and you'll get your nose knocked off for real; except in Brazil where it means good luck.
In America if you turn your glass over on the bar it can mean you're through drinking. Do the same thing in an Australian pub and it's a challenge that you can lick anyone in the place in a fist fight. While you're in Australia do like I did and just drink from the bottle.
You don't have to travel overseas to get in trouble by making the wrong gesture or saying the wrong thing. Many of the gestures people make in big cities are misunderstood by us country folks. For example, if you're at a sporting event in New York city and grab your throat with both hands it's a sign that a team or player is "choking." The same sign when seen in a small town cafe is an alarm that you're gagging on a tater tot and need someone to perform the Heimlich maneuver on you.
On mean urban streets and NBA basketball courts you'll see young men engage in highly orchestrated "handshakes." They'll hook the ends of their finger's, twist their wrists, tickle their palms, do a 360 degree turn in the air, do a few high-fives and finally finish off with a hard bumping of fists. But can you picture two farmers in the coffee shop saying howdy that way?

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