Bible Scholars Now Believe Adam And Eve Were Asked To Leave Because They Weren't Wearing Masks

Bible scholars now believe Adam and Eve were banished from the Garden of Eden because they refused to wear a mask, or really, any clothes at all. "It's pretty clear that the original sin was actually not putting a mask on in a public place like the Garden of Eden," said Dr. Charles Manning of Yale Divinity School. "We originally thought the fruit was a literal fruit, but we now believe it to be symbolic language representing the wearing of a mask." Adam took no responsibility for the incident, claiming that the whole thing was his wife's idea...MORE (satire)