The Old Cowboy

A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously to the day he died at the age of 103.

He left behind 14 children, 30 grand children, 45 great grand children, 25 great great-grand children and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.