HELP WANTED:
COWBOY
(at least own a hat), REMOTE CAMP (applicant must be able to work a
parachute), SELF STARTER (rooster furnished). NO PROBLEM DRINKERS (wait!
On the other hand, you might fit right in). MUST SHOE (if you can't
shoe we'll furnish you with a burro). GOOD WAGE (hundred a month but
where you're goin' there's no place to spend it anyway), INSURANCE (I'm
kidding, of course) AND GROCERIES (all the other help likes navy beans).
SEND RESUME TO WANG SNAFFLE, 2 BIT RANCH, WIKIEUP, AZ.
FOR SALE:
RANGE
CUBES (called this because our cubes range in size from 4×4 sheets of
plywood to dust) NOW AVAILABLE (we bought a train load of this stuff in
2005 and still have half of it left) ALL NATURAL INGREDIENTS (25% wood
shavings, 25% Johnson grass clippings, 24% salt mine tailings and 1%
dried catfish waste).
BAGGED OR BULK, WE DELIVER (from a Copenhagen lid full to enough to dam the Arkansas River).
CONTACT DOWN & OUT MILLING CO., WAMEGO, KS.
RANCH TO SELL:
SCENIC
(unbroken vista. Only three trees on the place and they grow at
forty-five degree angle), 7,500 ACRES (2% deeded), FOUR MILES OF BOTTOM
LAND (we cut hay off the bar ditch where the interstate crosses the
ranch), GOOD WINTER PROTECTION (we've been scattering old car bodies
around the ranch since 1982), WATER (every fifty years the Tongue River
Floods), EXCELLENT TERMS (one fourth down and a member of your family as
collateral).
CALL TODAY! BLUE SKY REALTY, MILES CITY, MT.
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