Yer not gonna keep'er, still, are ya Dad?
She must be twelve years old.
I RECKON SHE'S CLOSER TO FOURTEEN NOW,
AND NATURALLY HALF POLLED.
You mean she was sired by a hornless bull?
NO. SHE'S JUST GOT ONE HORN
WHICH MAKES HER HALF POLLED OR BETTER YET
IT MAKES HER HALF UNICORN.
She could be half clam if your logic's right
Clams don't have any teeth.
YOU'RE CHANGIN' THE SUBJECT. WE'RE TALKIN' 'BOUT HORNS,
ONE, SHE WASN'T BEQUEATHED.
She could be half deer and just shed one off
While grazin' through the wire.
And checkin' this eye you might conclude
A cyclops was her sire.
Her stumblin' skip's like a circus horse,
Always takin' a bow.
SON, YOU'RE OVERLOOKIN' HER GREATEST TRAIT,
WHY, SHE'S A GAITED COW!
A half polled cyclops with teeth like a clam.
A gaited cow, to boot!
Why don't you start a new registered breed,
Call it the Rooty Toot!
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