Sunday, September 15, 2019

Eric Schwennesen: Rain


Dihydrogen oxide, falling from the sky, apparently uncontrolled; not even regulated. No U.S. Bureau of Falling Liquids (yet); not even any maps of limits or boundaries; the bane of the modern regulatory state. Hard to believe anything this uncontrolled is allowed to exist!

That thought isn't nearly as funny as it ought to be. Take a slow look around at what used to be known as "natural events". See if you can find any that don't have one, or many, competing government agencies who are charged with ....well, with being in charge of them. Got a tornado? How about blister beetles? Drunk drivers? Chairs too low? Trees too tall? Beer too expensive? Tequila too cheap? Cars too fast? Trucks too slow? Grass too green? Cities not green enough? (There is an official agency somewhere for any one of these named...)

We are quickly reaching the point where our species and its absurd notion of governance, intends to supersede the Laws of Nature as discovered by our very best minds, with "laws" of our own making. Better ask Newton and Feynman about that, before somebody decides to try to repeal Gravity:  ...."Careful -- don't slip!" "No, it's okay, the city passed an ordinance against falling."

Back to rain, that stubborn natural event: other than breathing, the most vital process that exists on the planet we call Home. A study of the world's history shows that there are two, and only two, types of rain: 1)Too Much; and 2.)Not Enough.  These are interchangeable. Here on the Mogollon of Arizona we are past masters at defining and redefining them to answer the question of the hour: "Get any rain?"

Now, folks from the mostly Too Much side of the world have trouble grasping what Not Enough means, using animal health as our standard. Last winter we saw places in Nebraska where whole herds of cattle were literally up to their shoulders in the wet stuff, with no land in sight clear to the horizon. For days, without help, these critters had to continue to stand at the deep end of the pool: no food, no rest, just icewater. Stockmen of the region were heard to admit that it was "too much".

We in Arizona, seeing those images, drew a different conclusion after a few furtive glances at fellow stockmen: "Hell, don't you wish WE could get a rain like that?? It might just about catch up for the last twenty years of drought. I've got tanks that would drink that flood like a town drunk at a weddin'!" We are heard to exclaim that it's probably still "not enough".

And it isn't. We didn't get those rains. Mostly, since those famous winter floods, we haven't gotten ANY rains and it's impossible to describe to otherworlders what it's like to see what "Not Enough" really looks like. Days after weeks after months where a sun like an arc welder scorches everything in sight; hopeful seedling trees in dry creekbeds slowly succumb to thirst; so does the wildlife and the livestock. Our pipeline is a perishable water artery barely sustaining mule deer, coatimundis, skunks, javelina, coyotes, pumas, bears, a thousand kinds of birds, all peaceably drinking cheek by jowl with commercial crossbreds and patient horses. 

We anxiously watch the sky and pray the wells and pumps don't fail. Clouds form; experts in air-conditioned offices draw pictures and salaries. More clouds form, raising hopes. And the rains still don't come.

That's what the Not Enough picture looks like. 

Eric Schwennesen is a commercial beef rancher in the Mogollon Rim country. He grew up in Belgium, cowboyed in Nevada, and helped Navajos and many African peoples with rangeland conflicts for over 35 years. He recently published "The Field Journals: Adventures in Pastoralism" about his experiences.  

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